omg I blog too much but something really exciting just happened!
so I play this otome game for my iphone called Shall We Date?: Ninja Love. it's absolutely fantastic and the art is amazing but I'll put off a review until I actually finish Kotaro's story.
here's just (kind of) me live blogging Goemon's Spin Off story "Starting Over"
in Ninja Love (and Destiny Ninja) there are little slot things you can do to win prizes! (I'll add the perks of that to my review later) And I happen to win Goemon's Spin Off story "Starting Over"! If you're a cheap bum like me and doesn't like paying for things, this is a real good steal hehe. My first pull in the Special Story Slot, I won Saizo's "Starting Over" but that was like weeks ago so I hold to record of that *sobs*. Then I got some random stuff blahblah, onto the walk through!
my excitement is overloading lol
like I had mentioned before, I'm doing Kotaro's story at the moment so I barely knew anything about Goemon. he's the typical player type you get in every otome game. wowie, hot stuff right here.
and the story begins!
It starts off with me waking up, being like omg who is this guy next to me, why the heck am I naked, wtf. Then I do the obvious thing and try to run away because I just woke up naked to some guy I don't know. But you know, Goemon's got other plans doki doki.
oh bby it was good I just don't remember anything
omg I'll try but you know I don't know you and yeah. anywho like I start screaming and stuff, saying that now I can't get married because I did the you know with this guy wowie. but you know, he explains that we're obviously married, omg kairi how did you not know oh wait you forgot everything. then he takes me to the doctors.
yep, got high on those shrooms, I mean what. omg Goemon stop telling your friends about our sex life.
don't worry bby, even if it wasn't natural, I'd bang you anyways //omfg kairi wtf. anywho Hanzo is like yo bro I don't need to know what y'all got going on in the sack but like she's gonna be okay in a few days yeah.
I didn't take any screenshots of the next part so it's kind of lame, but like I stalk Goemon and find out he's a super sweet guy who teaches children and helps the elderly awwww.
then some sluts try to get on my husband like what. so you know I do the thing some wives with sexy husbands do, I leave the place and pretend I was never there.
aw my bby boo, he's like no girl, I love you and you alone so forget those other women cause you my number one yeahhhhh.
ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE OH HO HO.
oh yeah then I'm like I think we should stop I'm not ready, and Goemon is like "don't worry, your body still remembers me" and you know he does the wow and yeah. (Kai being subtle wink wonk)
oh so then I wake up and I forget about forgetting about him Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ I got really high on those lights I MEAN SHROOMS (laughs no one gets the ref lol) and the story ends there!
I like it, I hope you guys did. My commentary is horrible. //not sorry
I'll be doing more stuff like this, maybe with manga? But I'm liking the spin off story commentary hehe.
Til next time,
Kai
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